wastie

An insult for an idiot, meaning that he/she is just a waste of oxygen.

Girl: Can I buy Facebook on Walmart?
Guy: You're a wastie.

by jumbotron. June 19, 2014

wannabe waster

Someone who pretends to be a drinker and drug user but is too pussy to inhale a joint or drink booze strait. Most of the time they'll just talk about how much they drink or smoke but can't be seen when it comes to actually doing these things.

"NUUH, I DWANK 15 PINTS OF VODKA LAST NIGHT THEN I SMOKED 60 SPLIFFS"
"Shut up Liam you wannabe waster"

by Tedington December 14, 2006

wasted

to wake up in the chicks bed the next morning not knowing why your pants are off.

"woah, i must have been some new kind of wasted last night."

by morgie orgy March 5, 2009

White Girl Wasted

As drunk as a girl can get. Most girls from the south ( no matter the age) have gotten white girl wasted at least once in the life.

Did you see Summer last night?
Yea, she got white girl wasted.

by DaddysBadGirl January 22, 2017

pre-wasted

Getting drunk before dinner, then sobering up while eating, only to get shit-faced again afterward.

I had a hard time getting a buzz on after dinner, because I was so pre-wasted.

by turbinepilot April 1, 2009

wasted day

A day that you are not spending with the people you love; a day where you don't have enough money to get by; a day where you are in a house without a vehicle or any mean of transportation to get you out of it; a day where the sun is shinning and the weather is perfect, but you just can't enjoy it; one of the worst day of your life.

Usually, on a wasted day you will find the desperation to motive you to get something done on the next day. Sometimes more or less than one wasted day is necessary to get through depression.

Today was a wasted day, my car wasn't running and I couldn't afford a cab or the bus, I spent all day at my parents house e-mailing my boyfriend without a reply, and I can't even call him because he doesn't have a phone.

by softsnow September 10, 2012

wasted

To be so tired that you hardly have the energy to sit your ass on the couch and watch Late night TV.

Dude, I went snowboarding today, and now I'm so wasted.

by Mr. Bling Bling January 31, 2004