by PotsNPan July 16, 2021
Get the Wanking the dog mug.A fukin annoying cunt - mainly a male , a cheating lying hoe bag of a guy ! who hurts your bestfriends and is the reason she’s on your bedroom floor crying her eyes out , a peice of shit . a pig 🐷 . A womaniser, basically shit on anyones 👟 shoe “shout out to all the Eric’s out there “
“Eric just fucked another fat ass hoe n didn’t even give a Fuk bout me “
Fuk that cunt what a fucking wankstain !
Fuk that cunt what a fucking wankstain !
by NelsonNZ October 27, 2021
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He was so wanktimonious, sat there pulling his todger trying to appear he was royalty.
Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.
Who does he think he is, Prince Andrew? Wanktimonious cunt.
by Aspoomon February 3, 2022
Get the wanktimonious mug.When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
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