wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag February 21, 2012

Man-Wife

A man's best friend.

Joe is meeting his man-wife for a beer after work.

by EVF May 28, 2008

Hot slut wife

A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony

with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.

Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible

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by fathed420 October 18, 2015

Mob Wife

Mail Order Bride Wife

You're a MOB wife.
If you weren't such a MOB Wife we could go to the (your choice of event here).

by Sally Sunshine October 07, 2010

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

Back-Up Wife

A girl who you will become your wife if the two of you are single at a pre-determined age.

Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my Back-Up Wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!

by drewdaspot March 04, 2012

i have a wife

1) An apology, what man say to woman when he don't want to fuck
2) Porn film franchise, by Naughty America studio

Oh, you are so big and hard. -Sorry, I have a wife.

by dildo777 July 18, 2018