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Whaleen

The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.
Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went?

Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 27, 2014
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whales tongue

The excess flap of skin found on a chubby man
Usually noticeable after extreme dieting
barrie "hey ive lost ten stone"
reply "well done but you still have a whales tongue"
by razorhayes January 16, 2016
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driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.
Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.
by mlhiss September 24, 2009
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Wholesome

The complete opposite of what this site is lmao
Man1: i found something wholesome
Man2: GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE BOOMER WE ONLY WORSHIP THE MOST DANK EDGY AND DEAD MEMES
by SuperSprite56 November 30, 2019
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Excuse me while I kiss this guy

the misherad lyrics (sometimes sung on purpose) by Jimi Hendrix. The actual words are scuse me while i kiss the sky. now this phrase is the same as a mondegreen or buffalax
Excuse me while I kiss this guy

" 'kiss this guy' syndrome is a disorder believed to be the cuase of misheard song lyrics" "kiss this guy" syndrome
by hahaok May 27, 2009
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Wholesome Apolly Hours

A phrase referring to any wholesome feeling associated with a conversation. When people are making eachother feel better, you can exclaim wholesome apolly hours.
Frank: That's so nice of you to do, I hope you succeed!
Madeline: You too! You're a great friend!
Mark: Wholesome apolly hours
Frank: shut up mark but you're okay too
by Indigo Man January 27, 2019
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The Wholely Trinity

The spiritual, mythical, msytical and human creators of 'Drink Club'.

Philosophers, theologists and geeks throughout the ages have tried to determine if such utterly awesome and good looking "gods" ever existed. To this day "The Wholely Trinity" has been deemed as real as a man with no head, or as "just plain out there" as a nightmare with Santa Claus in it where he's wearing one of your shoes.

The debate continues... Some ask: "What's the pint"?
And so it was that from the 2nd to the 8th days The Wholely Trinity doth createth Drink Club for all to behold in awe and even more awe their ability to etch'o'sketch, create, and organise. Andeth in so doing so they hath demostrateth their ultimate powers, knowledge and classical good looks.
by Lobda Bollokov August 11, 2009
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