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Whack A Hoe Wednesday

Whack A Hoe Wednesday is pretty explainable. Every Wednesday you go up to a hoe and whack them. Whack A Hoe Wednesday is a very big National Day!!!
Jenah: Guess what today is Jennifer???
Jennifer: What???
Jenah: Today is Whack A Hoe Wednesday!!!!
Jennifer: WOAH THAT IS SUPER COOL!!!!!
by JMSTRADTNER October 15, 2019
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Celery-whack

1) To whack one’s sex partner on the upper or lower back or buttocks with a number of celery during intercourse. Purchase a bunch of celery, ideally this should consist of of 8-9 medium ribbed stalks weighing c 1 pound (any less and the weight isn’t sufficient to have desired impact, any more and you’re likely to be catching a gbh rap). Place on bed side table within reach of your/partners strong arm. Shortly after entering from behind grab said celery and simply whack across desired body part. 2) Replace said celery with multiple cocks during a multi- partner sex session. Most likely to be encountered at orgies/swingers parties/catholic schools
Chap: that girl is so hot I would love to celery-whack her arse.

Girl to friends : I met my boyfriends friends last night and can not stop thinking about them getting together and celery-whacking my face until I pass out
by Dick-shunry March 3, 2023
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Whack

Cash... a heavy stack, like a lot of it.
I took a banded stack of cash out of my safe, threw it on down on the table... the sound it made was "whack"

I didn't want to deal with banks and taxes, so I bought the car with cash, all in one "whack".
by MAXXHEW May 18, 2024
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Whack Scab

A scab created from whacking off way too much. excessive friction on one spot can cause the skin to break... & for a scab to be born.
After jerkin' off twice a day for a month... I had a total whack scab on the side a my dick.
by Leonfilms235 August 30, 2013
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Whack

I will whack my head till you come
I will whack my head till you come
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Wonka Whack

When you dick-slap her chin after anal.
After I unloaded in her ass, I gave her a sloppy Wonka Whack for good measure.
by DMixylodian August 25, 2021
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Whack a dj

Whack a DJ is when a man grabs his Dick and try’s to whack as many hookers as possible to get the highest score. Almost like a game of whack a mole.
“Man I just participated in the craziest game of whack a DJ “
by Frogtoad69 December 28, 2020
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