Wyoming Weed whacker

During sex in the missionary position, the man grasps the woman (or other) by the ankles and lifts them up. Then he promptly begins to spin rapidly, using centrifugal force to keep the person up-right. This usually ends in the person that is being weed whacked in a mess of their own stomach contents.

"Oh... well uh... I knocked over these lamps while giving Marsha the, er, Wyoming Weed Whacker..."

by funky n crunky August 13, 2017

wackidextrous

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand

I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!

by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

Wackensack

A place people would consider a "fly-over" town or city. It is a small, undeveloped area of a state. Some might call it uncultured...

I don't know how they do it down in Wackensack but here in Kansas City, we don't use sporks.

by newyorkcitylondonlosangeles December 22, 2017

WackAmoley

A sex game. This game has two players. Player one bends over and spreads there ass cheeks. Player two stands behind them with a hard dick. Player on then pushes out a turd and tries to suck it back inside there anus before player two hits it with the head of there penis. When the penis makes contact with the turd, player two then uses his shitty penis to write the score on player ones back in Roman numerals.

Hey Jeff, after my wife goes to sleep do you want to go to the garage and play wackamoley?

by Iphistagash February 14, 2020

wackabam

cooler than cool. a word that tops off everything. the best word you could use to describe something really awesome

lorelei: omg abi's discord server is so wackabam
rosey: i know right!!

by smellylore June 3, 2021

wack wangs

Two erect penis colliding

When the massage table is a dude and the other dude lays on top of the dude and starts getting a massage and they're both erect they wack wangs.

by ufuxstepsiblings August 7, 2021

brain-wacked

1) Emotional: when someone is too overwhelmed to emotionally deal with the information (news) just received

2) Intellectual: when someone is too confused to input or comprehend the information (knowledge) just received (reviewed)

1) Emotional: Jane got brain-wacked when she found out that her boyfriend Dick had slept with Lilith.

2) Intellectual: The CEO was brain-wacked when he read how low the numbers were in the quarterly sales report.

by Torreycat January 26, 2011