Wanker’s lantern 

When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong

Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument

Wanker’s lantern by Tom fiddle March 16, 2019

Waked 

It's if woke ppl were woke.

Escort: i can't shag beadro he's too waked
Maher: Ah yes yes

Waked by Paul Climent July 9, 2019

Wankers 

Wankers are hot

Suck my wiggly wanks or Wankers

Wankers by Xxxxxxxxx skiny penis October 20, 2019

Wanker's Crown 

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.

"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."

Wanker's Crown by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020

Wanker 

A wanker is when Liverpool fans get cunt punted into their moms vagina

This Liverpool fan is a wanker and deserves to get cunt punted into their moms vagina

Wanker by FELLOW NIGGER COON April 15, 2020

Wanker 

A man jerking his erect penis

Oi you wanker

Wanker by Uranium 420 August 24, 2020

WANKER 

A PERSON WHO KNOWS YOU HAVING A SHITTY DAY DELIBERITLY TRIES TO RUIN IT

ME:I am having the worst day.

Person:Who gives a shit.

Me:You fucking wanker

WANKER by stonks meme money nd more chic October 14, 2020