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Voyeuristic

(Sting) "Hi, I'm Sting and I have Voyeuristic tendencies."
(Group) "Hi, Sting."
(Sting) "I will follow you every 12th step you make...every bathroom break, every roofie you take, every orgasm you fake... I'll be watching you."
(Group) (**distant sound of crickets chirping***)
by JeepinGypsy January 13, 2017
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diaspora voting

A political vote in the Eurovision Song Contest. When immigrants vote for their country of origin because they want to support their country regardless of the quality of the song.
Turkey's high score in 2007 was mainly due to diaspora voting in France, Germany, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, and the United Kingdom.
by Tamaki June 6, 2007
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Egg Voice

Egg voice is a mysterious happening, egg voice cannot be forced or planned. Egg voice just happens. One minute you'll be having a normal conversation and the next.....you sound like theres a whole egg stuck at the back of your throat. Egg voice can only be removed by a short sharp cough or swallowing, however...once egg voice has taken over you its nice to keep it going for as long as possible.
L - "So 'R' what time are we GOING OUT AT?"
R - "HAAHAHAHAHAAAA"
L - "OMG i've got egg voice....tell me something to say!!
R - "Do an impression of ______"
L - "My name is _____ - FUCKS SAKE, I swallowed"
by luehlueh December 11, 2010
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Boysenberry Voyage

To search vividly in large thicket of pubes only to find a blue waffle in which you project vomit into and continue to use vomit as lubricant and rail vagina with an upset stomach.
After going through the boysenberry voyage i donkey punched that bitch in the face.

Can the boysenberry voyage take place in your pants tonight?
by Whiteboy1080 October 6, 2010
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Vein-Vore

Gregory accidentally vein-vored his dog.
Or
Someone got vein-vored yesterday.
by 🅱️raig October 19, 2019
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You clicked on flag or something on this cursed website, and are currently on a universal scale of boredom. Then decided to put it into that forbidden search bar just to see some nonsense written by someone on the other side of the world.

Are you proud of yourself?
Friend: Want to play another match?
You: I would love to but... I need to be productive and do homework.
Friend: Alright, please be quick though!
You: I need to do my writing essay for fiction. Let's go to Urbandictionary.com and find some nonsense words.

10 mins later.
You: Wow I didn't know that all these pages exist!
*You search "SIGN IN (づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ Please sign in to vote and post new definitions Sign in with Facebook Sign in with Gmail) " after seeing a sign up page.
You: Ok I am done now, actually one more word!
(The painful cycle of wasting time has begun)
by Trumpium December 14, 2021
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va-va-voom

A phrase or expression used when a particularly attractive person is seen.
1. Man, look at that chick! Va-va-voom!
2. Did you see Brad Pitt in that movie? Va-va-voom!
by justforpoppy June 28, 2010
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