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Vanilla Normal

1. Calm on the outside, hog-shit crazy on the inside
2. Typically used as a self identification.

3. Your buddy who’s rather quiet until they’ve had a few drinks & a couple nose beers & the real them comes out & they’re an absolute fucking lunatic.
4. Closet nose picker.
Girl - “Yea, so I’m pretty sure I can talk to aliens in my head.”
Guy - “Really? No way?”
Girl - “Yea & I might be able to read my friends minds from across the planet too.”
Guy - “Damn, I mean I’m a little crazy inside, I kinda think that’s real.”
Girl - “You’re totally bat-shit crazy dude.”
Guy - “You’re hog-shit crazy”
Girl - “Pshhh, I’m Vanilla Normal, Don’t get it twisted.”
Guy - ***Goes to urban dictionary
by TheBoogerBandit February 7, 2023
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Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady
I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma
by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016
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San Francisco Vanilla

Antonio Voto-Bernales
Blayne: Yo, how was San Francisco?
Kamaka: It was great! Had a great time with the San Francisco Vanilla. Tasted delicious.
by stardestroyer 56 September 28, 2021
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Vanilla Sky family

A family existing from 2001 through 2004 that consisted of Tom Cruise, his fiancée Penélope Cruz, and his 2 children Bella and Connor Cruise — as Cruise's last and most famous children Suri wasn't born until April 18th 2006.
Back when Tom Cruise was with Penélope Cruz, they were known as the Vanilla Sky family—definitely a Hollywood power couple before Suri came along!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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vanilla

Conventional, ordinary, non-deviating, plain.

With no modifications or perversions. The most basic form of something.

1. In games:

Original form of the game without any mods (or sometimes even DLC s)

2. In BDSM
The opposite of kinky. Not in any way involved with BDSM. Without kinks or fetishes.
Player 1: "I adore the clean look of my builds in vanilla Minecraft!"
Player 2: "True, but have you ever tried any mods? They add stunning visual elements to the game!"

Person 1: "My girlfriend prefers keeping things simple in the bedroom. I doubt she would enjoy spanking."
Person 2: "That's totally fine. Some people enjoy the intensity of BDSM, but others stick to a more 'vanilla' approach to their relationships."
by db20godzina November 16, 2023
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french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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