Sad Vagina 

Phrase;

A vagina that is sad and refuses to accept sexual stimulation.

Brittney and Simon were trying their best with the vibrator because they had yet to understand and accept the fact that Brittney had a sad vagina.

Sad Vagina by Elayne Moore April 19, 2014

faiths vagina 

A place I call home.

Im inside Faiths vagina!

faiths vagina by HeyIs4Horses October 7, 2016

tracking vagina

when the female gender is able to locate something that a male cannot. See manlooking. Usually used in response to the term manlooking when conversing with a female.

him: I can't find my car keys.
her: stop manlooking and you'll find them.
him: turn on your tracking vagina and help me!
her: check your pants pockets from last night.
him: found them!

tracking vagina by Katlakat September 23, 2016

Reaper Vagina 

A Reaper Vagina is a vagina so loose and so scary that it literally pulls you in and eats you.

Jim: Dude I swear that reaper vagina pulled me in deep.
Bob: Dude I told you to watch out for those things.

Reaper Vagina by CousinFlapJack July 22, 2016

Unkept Vagina 

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

Unkept Vagina by Nym September 12, 2016

Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.

She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.

Wine Vagine by Nissssy April 28, 2023

bucket of vaginas 

The wishful, unspoken defense against random, rogue restaurant flower salesmen who interrup an otherwise romantic dinner with expectation and embarrassment.

Oh, holy fucking shit. This is our first date and here comes Mr 'Isn't your beautiful lady worth a $25 wilted rose?" flower fucking salesman. Yeah, next time you're trolling, being me a bucket of vaginas and then we'll talk. Right now, you can fuck-off.

bucket of vaginas by YAWA May 13, 2021