I swear, Officer, he backed into a fire hydrant and I had to use a golf club to break out a window in his car so he could get out! I didn't hit him with a nine iron and then give him a tiger uppercut!
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He would have boxed the ears off me only I caught him with a nice Ringsend uppercut, bang, right in the ballix.
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When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.
It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.
Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!
Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
When attacking a lady friend from behind she mentions that you might be the smallest thing she’s had since junior high. You then proceed to give her a wicked awesome YPSILANTI Uppercut which is performed whilst yelling ‘YPSILANTI’ at the top of your lungs.
It differs from the donkey punch because you catch the chin as apposed to catching the base of the skull. Different style concussion, a different style of Stall0wnage.
Teh kicker: You probably are the smallest thing she’s had since junior high, but who’s on top and who’s on bottom now!
Thirdly: You can leave the room with out the awkward look of shame that most women have given you over the years
When Wanda insulted my manhood, I gave her a swift YPSILANTI Uppercut, drank her Crystal Light and left her on the bathroom floor to think about what she had done wrong.
by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007
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Get the hamberger uppercut mug.Using the restroom, going number one or two in the water tank of a fellow man's toilet. when he flushes the pee or shit flows out.
by douchebagness May 16, 2007
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When the judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail, Lindsay looked like she had caught a decisive uppercunt. And she wept appropriately.
No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
No matter how many uppercunts Amy Winehouse receives she always gets back up like nothing happened. She's the Mohammed Ali of the Golden Glove. Am I wrong?
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