uber fish

A woman who smells potently of fish. The fishiness of the woman is determined directly by her skankness. An uber fish is a skank that not only fucks your body but also with your head.

Robert: Did you see that skank walk through the student union?
John: Yeah, I heard from Ardivan and Andrew that she was also a huge bitch to her last boy toy.
Lindley: Its true. Drake calls her an uber fish!

by Phil D. Therstan April 27, 2010

uber-friday

The very last Friday of the year, especially if that Friday is followed by a series of extra days off. Therefore making it uber-friday.

I hate working between Christmas and New Years, it's a waste of time because nobody is doing anything businesswise. That said, thank God tomorrow is Uber-Friday and I don't come back to work till Tuesday. Tgiuf

by kkortman December 30, 2010

Uber Baseball

Uber Baseball, some times refered to as /b/ (// being 'U'), is a game played by boys starting around the age of 13 and lasting anywhere from 16+. As you might have guessed, it is a sexual game played by oneself. For those of you who are dense, Im talking about wanking. You can guess where baseball comes in, that bat acting as your penis ofc, but where does Uber come from? Well, from the early age that the game is played, kids usually dont know what they are doing yet. Uber comes from the act of the 13 year old vigorously and vicariously pumping his stick because it feels great and he doesnt know that playing to 'Uber' could potentially cause a bleed not to mention be very sore after the game.

Hey guys! I found this awesome new game last night called Uber Baseball! Its a really cool game but it makes you really sore afterwards.

Oh i remember when i first played that game! My big bro told me its easier to hit the ball if you lube your bat up before the big game!

by Suomynona Nona April 13, 2011

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011

Uber-Bitch

Anyone who needs AC in their car.

"Jeffery hit a deer with his car and crushed his AC line."
"Whatever, AC is for Uber-Bitches.."
"Yeah, Jeffery was all like "Fuck You Deer" and ran it down.."
"He's badass, definitely not an Uber-Bitch.."

by SithLordAllan August 10, 2012

uber scat head

the ultimate human being who has shit for brains

Dion Fowler is an uber scat head

by fiozxdde99 April 12, 2012

uber salty

When Norwegian men misbehave and spill too many secrets they are "uber-salty".

"Karl is uber salty when he drinks tequila, he tells everyones secrets like it ain't no thang"

by K8h8r November 24, 2013