busted tailight

Having sex with a woman with one leg.

John: So I was doing this chick and I kicked out her prosthetic!
Mike: Oh a busted tailight?

by michael smego January 18, 2008

Twilightoholic

someone who is so freakishly obsessed with Twilight it's sickening to people around her

"omg, emma's suck a twilightoholic, its messed

by SUF1318 June 19, 2009

twizight

It mean that something is "cool" or "tight" and could also mean that "i like you".

I think your twizight.
Thats soo twizight!

by MissRawrz July 20, 2009

twlight

a book series, created by stephanie meyer, that describes a story of romance between a human and a sparkling FAIRY that keeps calling itself a vampire. to make true that past statement, the real description for a vampire is "an impure monster that feeds on the blood of the living to both, love forever and to hide its true monstrous form".....
twlight, has invaded the hearts and minds of salivating teenage girls by describing a some guy as a vampire.

the book also describes a werewolf character that breaks the codes of werewolfism. this "jacob" ,for some strange reason, has the ability to change into a wolf whenever he wants to and can control his actions in wolf form. i make the point that werewolves are FORCED to turn every full moon and slaughter everyone near by. so, jacob would kill bella.

there are plenty of other books to read that have pain, love, and writing genius. don't hang on to the mainstream book series. it has done away with past storytelling work, shaming authors like Bram Stoker and Ann Rice. if you wont romance, go to someone else, besides the monsters.

if you want real vampires and werewolves, watch the Wolfman remake and interview with the vampire. Twlight is a disgrace to the horror background.

by the gentlemen thief January 1, 2010

Twifight

This is an event that occurs when you refuse to bring your girlfriend to see a movie from the Twilight series.

Paul: Did you hear? Jack and Kim broke up because he refused to go see New Moon with her.

Danny: Yeah, all these twifights are driving me crazy.

by Tylenol123 December 3, 2009

Twilightism

Twilightism, which originates from the book 'Twilight', (the very popular series by Stephanie Meyer), is the religious practice of Vampire and Werewolf obsessed Men and Women. Practicers of this awful religion can often be seen in stores like hot topic sporting snazzy Team Edward or Team Jacob shirts. While, wearers of the separate shirts are very protective of their respective lovers , Edward or Jacob. And upon getting within feet of each other, begin arguing annoyingly. Anyone of this religion or even owners of the t-shirts should be bit, not by a vampire or werewolf, but by a raging pissed grizzly bear !

Jack - "Hey hunny, do you think that we can go out tonight to celebrate our fifth anniversary?"

Lena - "No, shut up hoe, my man Edward's movie is coming out in three weeks, I need to go set up a tent with my other minions outside of store!"

Jack - "Fucking Twilightism!"

Lena - "Grrrrr, One day, one day! Vampires will rule!"

by Fowlerz March 18, 2009

Twilighter

noun.

Fans of The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer.
Not just people who've read the book...
but smile when they see a silver volvo. :)

Twilighter 1: Oh. My. Carlisle. Edward is the sehks.
Twilighter 2: I know right.

by megissocoollike March 31, 2008