Tree Ninja

A ninja that lives in the trees. Their diet consists of bugs and leaves.

I could tell a Tree Ninja was watching me.

by Neo Kabuto August 24, 2007

Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.

"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."

by Chris Acosta and Megan Smith March 28, 2005

plastic tree

A type of plant life that is used to manufacture plastic grocery bags. They once grew in great numbers in Iraq and Saudi Arabia.

I only had one item at the checkout, so I told the cashier to save a plastic tree and just took the receipt.

by Lady Csyde April 2, 2007

christmas tree weed

an expression used to describe a type of weed that is really, really green and can get you extemely high,usually refers to cali or dro

last night i smoked some christmas tree weed.

by uptown king December 28, 2009

pussy fucking willow tree

A dick of exceptional size, approximatelty the length of an enitre willow tree. Its the marco polo of the pussy, no stuffing needed. only the best pussy is capable of handling it.

"Only Tori and Catherine are goood enough for my pussy fucking willow tree."

"DDaaaamn im sore from that pussy fucking willow tree."

by cathhhNtorrriii September 17, 2009

Couple Two Tree

Exclusive to the Wyoming Valley, means "a few"

When speaking to a vendor at the fair....
"Can I get a couple two tree hoddogs, one wit sauerkraut, one wit not?"

by Freida Gillespe November 11, 2007

Iron Christmas Tree

The raunchiest sexual position in existence. Some believe it to be a myth, like woman's rights.

Guy: What's that smell?

Other Guy: Silly, this is the spot where Thomas Jefferson performed an Iron Christmas tree upon a slave. Back in 1802.
... Didn't you see the sign?

by Hollywood Sam March 31, 2009