A civilian who listens to law enforcement/emergency response personnel open channel communications. Can often report newsworthy events faster than your local news station.
"Hey Vinny, you hear about that fight at The Pub last night"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
"Naww i didn't, how come it wasn't on channel 10 ?"
" Oh, i heard about it on Facebook! ......my friend Mikey is a scanner squirrel"
by Honeybadger1975 July 5, 2017
Get the scanner squirrelmug. A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
by Bali50 May 16, 2019
Get the Squirrel Neckmug. A blowjob where the blower has an ice cube in each side of their mouth, which puffs out their cheeks. This is believed to have originated in a rural shanty-town called Yarmouth in the South-Eastern part of Canada, however this lore is yet to be confirmed.
by Peter Fidler November 7, 2017
Get the icy squirrelmug. by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
by tacobell263 October 15, 2010
Get the squirrel-batmug. by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023
Get the Retarded squirrelmug. Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!
dude2: mskdefhdb
Dude1: yeah, i know.
dude2: mskdefhdb
Dude1: yeah, i know.
by Doc Hydramine February 26, 2011
Get the Indit Squirrelmug.