Horny brain

A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.

Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain

by Boi 123 November 5, 2018

elder brain

the internet

"Lets consult the elder brain."

by nolavictrola April 18, 2009

Shit For Brains

Noun:
Only the best of the best could be shit for brains, It's what is sounds, shit for brains, is when they had a reconstituted brain with the primal source, YOUR TURD.

You fucking threw that check for 10mil, you shit for brains

by Mean dood March 31, 2020

Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.

I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.

by casefacee November 6, 2009

Munch Brain

The act of munching food while being stoned to the point of appearing like a zombie. The smoker's craving for food is at the same level zombies crave human brains.

Dude, I was so blazed at Taco Bell I blew $20 to munch brain.

by Dort32 December 8, 2010

Burning Brain

When all you can think about is about Burning Man even though you have a job, deadlines, a wife, a mortgage, pets, etc. The condition of not being able to focus on anything else but Burning Man.

"Baby , I'm so sorry I forgot to mail in the mortgage check this month, I've got Burning Brain."

by Kapt'n and Kitty August 21, 2017

Game brain

A self-inflicted developmental disabilty of millenials, caused by chronic digital media addiction, and characterized by short attention span, quick frustration, indiscipline, fatigue, and inability to absorb verbal information.

Doctor: I'm diagnosing you with game brain, probably caused by 2,000 hours of World of Warcraft, and exacerbated by 1,000 hours of GTA. I'm writing you a prescription for methadone. With treatment, you may one day be a person again.

by a j a x March 15, 2017