Feeling under the weather

To feel indisposed

I understand that Mr White is feeling under the weather today, so you folks are going to have to be making do with me today.

by LuizLeitao April 29, 2015

I Feel Sick

A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.

By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!

Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"

by OD Smith March 24, 2005

feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

clop a feel

To feel one's breast.

"I didn't know if it was okay to clop a feel or not yet."

by el oh el. November 6, 2006

Feel my rug

The innocent, almost double entendre comment made by some normally called Norma-Jean asking if someone has felt her new skirt which when felt has the feel of a nice furry rug.

N-J to client "hey, would you like to feel my rug?"
Client" well, it's an offer I haven't had tonight"

by theoriginalsexyrexy October 21, 2010

ya feel me

commonly used as a coma

- then they pulled on me with an uzi, ya feel me? 2022, brooklyn, gang shit ya feel me? but i was chill with em bro, ya feel me

by t00c00lforscho00l March 9, 2022

Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"

Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."

by asdf65 May 21, 2013