J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.

Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing

by Doppa April 12, 2015

j/w

It Stands For Just Wondering. it can also be jw.
Mostly used for Chatting or Instant Messaging or Email.

Punkxx23: What are you doing Saturday?
cutieWitaBottie: nothing. why?
Punkxx23: j/w

by Sliverxx45 September 04, 2006

creamy j

Eric Johnson. a faggot alcohlic who needs to seek help.

"look creamy j, its ur freshman girlfriend, maude."

by Kackems February 09, 2005

J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly

J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!

by Dispatchrox919(1) June 04, 2009

Bla J

gettin head in a Blazer

"Man that girl gave me a real nice Bla J, last night i'm glad i bought that Blazer"

by Josh Deem March 23, 2008

J-Luv

Hott Girl who is Ballin as Hell and Is a Badass usually wit a name starting wit a "J"

M-Dawg:Hey J-Luv what you been up to?

Jennifer:Notin Much

by WM-Dawg March 28, 2008

J-dawgarooni

A sexy beast who fucks the women all night long. He has a huge cock and I mean HUGE.

Everybody looks at his cock when they walk past him. All the chicks have an orgasm when they see him

Also, he has a huge cock
Oh, did I mention his cocks huge?

Guy 1: NGL j-dawgarooni has a HUGE COCK

Girl 1: yeah ikr, I wanna give him a Johnny quango (wank)

by Joe mama gay Ni🅱️🅱️a April 08, 2020