shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

Mason Disick

a legend.

"did you see what Mason Disick posted on his tiktok?"

"yeah. he's a fucking legend."

by kimaholix April 19, 2022

Mason Hahn

A kid who cries when he gets hit in ball tag

And is a bit chub chub ngl

Mason Hahn was the last one it In ball tag and bawled like a baby

by Hairypeenkid69 December 9, 2019

Mudbutt Mason

A bass player influenced by the stomping power of hardcore slapped against the walls of insanity hell bent on making the audience feel that earth shattering bone crushing runs deeper than an ocean moving mountains fueled by hell and loved in heaven as a bass slide moves mountains and causes wides to turn tides he is the likes of the mud that fills those vaynes and the tools that it takes to shake leafs from trees so sweet yet so bitter like Salt to an open wound.

Yo you see that bass slapper?
Yea that's Mudbutt Mason

by Ruckuss April 20, 2019