shit on my dick and call me mason

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

by britt69chels August 23, 2011

Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 Face Scan

The spitting image of what come up in my nightmares

Mum: Did you sleep ok, you we’re very loud. Did you see Mason Greenwood’s Fifa 21 face scan again
Me: how did you know. He force me to watch him shag some Icelandic gyal.

by NatWest Dave January 29, 2021

mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

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mason barrow aloe vero with the hdmi carrow

by anonymous February 28, 2022

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon

are a group of freinds and a bunch of assholes

elijah,mason,logan,ethan,jason,landon no sentance can be found

by ghxlthd October 16, 2020

hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

masoned

past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.

Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.

by scottyb38 May 6, 2008

William Henry Mason

A world class wrestler, this guy will give you the chills. He's not the tallest, but boy oh boy does he make up for it in other areas!

Girl 1- Have you met William Henry Mason?
Girl 2- Yeah he was okay.
Girl 1- Oh, he must not have introduced you to Big Will.

by georgey1357 February 2, 2013