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taint cheeks 

1. An ass that is so small it can be considered as just as part of the taint

2. Synomym for douchebag

3. A tool used for collecting plantains
Brad: dammit, I have fuckin taint cheeks

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time
Your a taint eater

Taint Cleaner 

Cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area
WOW he has some nice taint cleaner
Taint Cleaner by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Tainted Beef 

When you find out a girl has already slept with a close friend. (male or female, it's still beef)
See Tainted Sausage for a man.
Dude 1 'Bro I was gona sleep with Chloe, but then I found out you already had'
Dudette 1 'Ah man that sucks, doesn't matter though, she was tepid at best'
Dude 2 ' When a friend taints your prospect beef it hurts hard, ahh... Tainted Beef'
Tainted Beef by Torakvf44 September 20, 2018

taint to taint 

When two homosexual male bottoms both lift up their balls, spread their legs apart and push their taints together and grind on each other until they ejaculate.
When Jonathan and Joey were roommates on a work trip, they got naked and were taint to taint until they fell asleep.
taint to taint by LittleRoman March 9, 2019
Taikese is a very sexy man who will become rich in the future and doesn’t let anything get to him but he does have a temper
That guy is so sexy and rich must be a taikese
Taikese by Paul Matthews June 20, 2019