Doing a Toby

A self centred, arrogant and somewhat annoying act. Fuled by self indulgence super uber coolness and an unhealthy love for oneself. Generally spawned in the Cranborne area and can be seen stretching out a dang as far as Wimborne town.
Do not approach anyone who is about to do a Toby as the sheer uber coolness may cause one to internally combust.

I was up the Inn On The Chase last night. Outside I saw a flash of light and explosion of sheer and utter coolness.
When the uber cool smoke had gone it revealed the coolest thing I had ever seen in my life.
Boy o boy that Toby Thorne really knows allaboutdoingatoby...
Hey you guys did you see how fucking cool I am you should really learn all about doing a Toby. I'm so smoking hot right now you guys! And I'm probably the most mature guy you'll ever meet.

by big gizzle October 18, 2013

Vagi-do

The state when a women's belly or gut hangs lower than her vagina, ergo vagi-do. Female version of the male dickie-do

Her stomach hangs so low that it obscures her vagina. That's one mean vagi-do!

by JnM July 23, 2012

Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.

Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.

by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021

doing a dodwell

Shitting ones self on a night out.

Harry: have you heard Dodwell shat himself in Sin last night?
Tyron: yea, he was doing a Dodwell
Mark: typical, I wondered what that awful smell was.

by Harryrenners April 21, 2016

Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.

"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"

by God23 February 23, 2010

Do the things

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020