No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.
Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011
Get the Can't polish a turdmug. I gave that chick a hell of a Polish wheelbarrow race , you better believe she left skid marks at the finish line!
by Sweet persuasions February 18, 2018
Get the Polish wheelbarrow racemug. by The Polish Wanker April 21, 2017
Get the polish side carmug. I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Polish the War Helmetmug. A Maxwell Street Polish consists of a grilled all-beef Polish sausage topped with grilled onions and yellow mustard and the optional sport peppers, on a bun. The sandwich was first created by Jimmy Stefanovic, a Macedonian immigrant, who took over his aunt and uncle's hot-dog stand (now Jim's Original) in Chicago's Maxwell Street marketplace in 1939.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
The Maxwell Street Polish soon grew to be one of Chicago's most popular local sandwiches, along with the Chicago hot-dog and Italian Beef. It is served by restaurants around the city, and is common at sporting events. Many small vendors specialize in the Maxwell Street Polish along with the pork-chop sandwich.
Some variations exist. For example, some hot-dog vendors offer a "Maxwell Street hot dog" in which a hot dog is substituted for the Polish sausage.
Due to UIC's South Campus development, the two famous Maxwell Street Polish stands, Jim's Original and Maxwell St. Express Grill, both of which coexisted side by side for decades at Halsted and Maxwell streets, have now relocated a half block east to Union Avenue, adjacent to the Dan Ryan Expressway on-ramp at Roosevelt Road.
by FatJoker February 24, 2008
Get the maxwell street polishmug. by Jelly my fadeli December 16, 2011
Get the Polish my silvermug. Usually when someone has white nail polish on they are either single or a freak/kinky person. (most of the time this is related to women)
by FNGJAY101 October 28, 2021
Get the White Nail Polishmug.