grandma licking the screen

An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics

“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“

by Excabur February 25, 2021

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who is very inappropriate

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

man grandma

you say this when your grandma tripping or mad for no reason

*lay,sha and ray outside smoking*
grandma cheryl: *comes outside and smells the weed* yall need to stop smoking that mess around my house
lay &ray: "laughing"
sha: Man Grandma you doing tm

by reidsvilleliving26 April 17, 2023

electric grandma

AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.

It’s the electric grandma!

by Skylanderscollector December 22, 2023

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Grandma spec

When you’re moving slow, stiff, or cautious because you’re tired, sore, or just feeling old.

After leg day I was full grandma spec

by Icyboner October 1, 2025

grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.

My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom

by kpsweitz May 6, 2018