Starscream Syndrome

Starscream is the treacherous Decepticon from the 1985 cartoon series known as Transformers. He is screechy, rude, mean, deceptive, cowardly, and is always attempting to overthrow his leader, Megatron. Despite this, he has garnered many, many fangirls, almost to the point of absurdity.

Starscream Syndrome is wanting to be with someone (typically fictional, but not always) that is bad for you because you believe you can fix them.

Sam: Why does Jane go out with Bill? He's a complete douche to her.

Jill: She has Starscream Syndrome.

by fuzzfuzz1 May 10, 2011

Rainy Day Syndrome

Often abbreviated to RDS.
Rainy Day Syndrome is the instance where one has exhausted the supply of fun within one's household and begins to feel compelled to venture outdoors.

Guy: "Let's see....I've been on the PC and have been on various websites and contracted various viruses....I've tried to breed the cat and the dog....and I've experimented on hobos...I think I'll go outside".

Hobo: "Thanks to that kid's Rainy Day Syndrome, I now have 8 fingers on each hand and a rather large phallus protruding from my spinal cord".

by Shtig December 25, 2006

MTV syndrome

The phenomenon based upon the advent of the music video. At the time when the Music Television channel started, an arist's popularity was usually directly proportional to their talent.
The MTV Syndrome has led to the steady reversal of that.

before MTV: Aretha Franklin, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zepplin, Stevie Wonder, The Beatles, Rolling Stones
after MTV: Milli Vanilli, Ashlee and Jessica Simpson, nSync, Spice Girls, etc.

Say, have you seen the new video by My Chemical Romance?

No, I refuse to be part of the MTV Syndrome.

by blaxican October 23, 2005

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

Sean Paul Syndrome

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.

Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness

by Dark Soul X July 30, 2009

Same Face Syndrome

An artist who has Same Face Syndrome repeatedly draws the same face on every character they draw. This usually stems from a lack of artistic ability or knowledge.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Rob Liefeld's work?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awful. That guy has a serious case of Same Face Syndrome.
Person 1: How is he even getting paid for his art?

by charleychibi February 23, 2013

Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.

Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.

by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009