swimming

code word for being stoned

"Are you swimming Briana?"
"Fu*k ya i am"

by harmony November 2, 2004

swimmer

A swimmer is someone who got rejected from the basketball team during the winter sports season. "Mostly." Swimmers are the best "good-looking" athletes out of all sports.

Michael Phelps and Ian Thorpe

by John Beer May 13, 2005

swimmer

albanian scum swimming across the english channel learning there profesion on the way over.

useless chippys / labourers / chefs / waiters

by haydn June 5, 2004

Swimming in the Milk

Everyone knows what this means. There really is no need to explain. If you dont know what it means you are a crusty loser.

Liddy doesnt know what swimming in the milk means therefore he is a loser.

by andrew16 July 16, 2008

Swimey

Having been dancing in a hot club all night and sweating whilst getting covered in drinks and/or other people's sweat and general slime, this is how your skin and clothes feel later when it's about time to think about going home.

My back just feels swimey.
My trousers are covered in swime.

by hazellove May 23, 2008

Swimming Fuck

It is a "fuck" that is bound by large bodies of water. It is the sister "fuck" to the "flying fuck".

It is a noun; used when conveying how much you could care less about a particular scenario/incident/person.

Dude 1: Brah, let's play some golf

Dude 2: Bro, I couldn't give a swimming fuck about golf and it's shitty wide array of different clubs.

by Leo Pindar September 24, 2011

swimming

Getting high, also see skinny dipping, getting high naked

I went swimming last night, boy are my lungs tired.

by Kodiak April 29, 2005