Spert

The combination of Fecial Matter and the ejacutlarion, also known as Sperm, once released from the anal canal during coitus.

Molly pushed out a big Spert after Scott blew his load inside her.

by Bagg88 January 20, 2016

Snert

The sound your girlfriend makes when she laughs.

"Dude, did you hear that girl snert?"

"Yea, that's my girlfriend..."

by ruby buby October 28, 2018

smert

aww poor brent didnt know what it meant.. its a different form of smrat or as you would say smart

When your boyfriend thinks he's smart but he really isn't

by Damix_55 March 4, 2005

Serty

Something that is sexy and dirty at the same time

That girl just stole the chewy that I had out of my mouth with her tongue while we were kissing that was Serty

by Er1802 December 19, 2019

Munro Sweat

Munro sweat is a highly potent date rape drug that has no effects on homsexual men, it is therefore often used to spike the drinks of hetrosexual men and boys, who are then used in perculiar sexual acts including but not limited to snowballing, figging, rusty trombones, and sodomisation.

"I have a sore arse after town last night and I dont remember anything, i think my drink was spiked with Munro Sweat"

by Dinga84 January 22, 2007

cougar sweat

to smear or wipe something under someone else's nose, most commonly used is ballsweat, anything sticky or wet can also be used.

damn son, i gave that kid the nastiest cougar sweat after my basketball game.

by mikal3 February 20, 2006

Sweat Cake

UK Slang A sweat cake is best defined as someone who always worries about everything and anything their girlfriend might not appreciate

Dom: Blad u comin out tonight?
Hussain: Nahh cuz, i ain't feelin it uno, probs jus gona chill with my girl
Dom: Ur sucha a F*"£&"* Sweat Cake ...

by Babalos May 30, 2010