shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

Shrekinati

The fusion of illuminati and the great ogrelord Shrek.

The stench of onions filled Jim 's senses, it was shrekinati confirmed.

by shrekawumbawholock July 29, 2015

Shreked up

Somebody who acts or is very cocky or confident.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He was hot!
Girl 2: He was too shreked up in the way he talked. You can have him.

by Comma Llama April 3, 2016

Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

Shreked

The act of dedicating into a friend toilet with liquid green waste, then leaving it for someone to stumble into the swamp.

Man Jeff left in such a rush, the bastard shreked in my bathroom!

by Crekks May 22, 2016

shrek

Shrek is love... Shrek is life...

Shrek, It's all ogre now...

by Dat veirdos December 2, 2016

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017