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got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?
Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.
by magnoliak January 31, 2014
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Rosetta Stoned

When your friend gets so high he/she passes out that you write hieroglyphs on their face.
Tyler got so high he passed out and we Rosetta stoned him.

Or

Mike got Rosetta stoned last night!
by Neon bananas March 21, 2019
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hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
by Steffoni April 22, 2020
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Mr. Stone

A bum ass bitch teacher who likes to scare little kids
If you see Mr. Stone RUN.
by ugly ass hoe February 20, 2019
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stone butch

Stone Butch--- Usually means "very" as in "very butch" and proud of it.

Stone Butch can also mean a Butch woman who prefers not to be touched by a partner sexually at all, or in any way that is feminizing.
Author, Leslie Feinberg just might be the world's most well known Stone Butch.
by Hym May 1, 2005
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stoned

A state of mind, achieved by taking drugs to the point that you are impaired by them. As appose to the euphoric feeling you get, the high.

It often refers to marijuana intoxication, however could also be used to describe any intoxicated state. (eg. while on mushrooms, alcohol etc ... ). Other drugs have don't have a stoning affect (or one at used dosages) such as MDMA, which can be very clear headed.

Caution it is still not recommended you drive while under the influence of any drugs, stoned or not.
This is gooooood weeeeed..... Im very stoned.......

Mushrooms got me so stoned, I couldn't roll a joint.

"And the waitress is practising politics
As the businessmen slowly get stoned"
-Billy Joel, Piano Man lyrics
by Cool P June 6, 2005
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stone hands

A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.

Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
by NicCamacho August 26, 2010
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