Gynie Squats
When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.
Gynie Squats by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022
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Bed Squeak Concert
Generally a meaning for sexual intercourse or orgy, usually on a rickety bed or mattress that can easily be heard within earshot of the bedroom.
Bed Squeak Concert by KirbyBisharp/BitchDaddyKiddErm January 12, 2023
Picture Squat
The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
Picture Squat by anonymous January 26, 2023
Twat Squat
Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.
Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂
Twat Squat by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023
Church Room Squeaker
When one lets out a high pitch fart in the most silence of silent rooms surrounded by a large group of people.
Wife: So today at this giant meeting at work, the most outrageous thing happened.
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
Husband: What happened?
Wife: One of the employees accidentally passed gas during the meeting.
Husband: Sounds like that employee pulled a Church Room Squeaker
Church Room Squeaker by thetattooedphotographer March 11, 2014
Grip the Squatch
The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
Grip the Squatch by Squatch inc. May 16, 2016