Social Media Depression (SMD)

Also known as SMD, Social Media Depression is a mental state that is melancholic and induced by negative or lack of interaction on a social media platform.

I have a serious case of Social Media Depression (SMD) after not being able to access my Facebook account.

by The Chic Spy August 18, 2011

Socialnetworkly Acceptable

Following the unwritten rules of social networking; acceptable behavior on a social networking website.

Having long conversations on Twitter is not Socialnetworkly Acceptable.

by bbitchet July 10, 2012

social dieter

A person who diets only when in the presence of others. Typically a female behavior, a social dieter will gain a sense of superiority over non social dieters. When alone a social dieter will eat foods that they characteristically would look down upon others for eating.

Tina= Why does Tammy only eat carrots for lunch everyday but shes still fat as fuck?
Courtney=Shes a social dieter, when she gets home she eats her whole kitchen.

by Randy2676 June 11, 2012

Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ

How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.

by crawldogg April 10, 2013

social theocracy

An informal system of government whereby mob rule reigns, with the most charismatic members of the mob rising to rulers. Tribal and gang-like in their nature, incentives to conform include ostracizing, bullying and peer pressure among others.

Melissa was the high-priestess of her clique, managing it like comedic improv, imposing it's cardinal rule: never divert the flow of your partners; always go with the flow. In this way her clique's social theocracy embraced the cult of charismatic conformity.

by wcl December 3, 2013

Socialing media

When someone either
A.) continues a comment conversation in person that started on Ig, Fb, twitter etc.
B.)compliments someone in person based off of something they posted online
C.) commenting on a social media post in person
D.) points our how many likes they got or how many they didn't on a post

Basically, just breaking the barrier between social media and social interaction.

You know what this is. Everybody has at least one friend who does it. Ex. Of Socialing media"Why did you tweet that??"
Or "Wait, I got so many likes on this picture. I'm so proud of myself."

by Chicken Noodle Soup December 22, 2013