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Jane, it's been nearly a year since the divorce and you haven't had even one date. I think that you need to get your cooch smooched.
by iam2eeyore March 4, 2010
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Dude, we were having a good night until Nadia gave me a Puerto Rican smooch so I would stop giving her a rim job.
by Alfredo S. October 9, 2017
Get the Puerto Rican smooch mug.Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
Get the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock) mug.When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.
Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.
by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020
Get the push and smoosh mug.A sexual act first contrived in the late 1980s during the start of the Eastern Block pornography industry, where the final product resembles a strawberry dessert. A Hungarian Smoothie is created when a man performs oral sex on a menstrating female. The partner eats out the woman obtaining as much menstrual mucus in the mouth as possible. The mouthfuls of menstrual fluid are then deposited directly upon the belly of the woman. Once a sufficient portion of menstration is present, the man masturbates to ejaculation and cums on the woman's belly, into the menstrual deposits. The mixture of semen and menstrual fluid is called a Hungarian Smoothie (note: Although there have been some recorded cases of a third party consuming the smoothie, for heath purposes, it is not recommended).
The director, who believed he was more than a videographer, but an artist, instructed his actors that their first scene would be to film the rare, yet unforgetable process of creating a Hungarian Smoothie.
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