slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle May 24, 2018

slurp monkey

slurp monkey is a monkey whom drinks caprisun for energy to destroy the universe

when i drink caprisun i think of slurp monkey

All hail slurp monkey

by fuctcfugfyty November 15, 2021

Sniffer/Slurper

A person who annoys others in public by continually sniffing their boogers back into their nose/throat instead of using a tissue

"Hold on, I've lost my train of thought. I've got a sniffer/slurper next to me."

by corriger January 29, 2009

Kentucky Slurpy

When one has diarhea, he or she puts their hand over his or her asshole and has a bowel movement over an unsuspecting victim. This causes diarhea to shoot up the person's back and all over the victim.

John gave Mary a kentucky slurpy and shit was everywhere.

by Krandall September 26, 2006

slurp

at the end of a blow job when your guy lands an amazing shooter,you slurp off the load from you hands and his dick

guy-gonna be a big load
girl-on my hands and face
guy-*shoots his load*
girl-*slurps* everything off.

by izabelllllla January 8, 2009

Slurpee

A term in tennis when you hit an overhead and it bounces so high that it goes over the fence or into the stands.

That was definitely a slurpee shot

by Del Potro 2 September 1, 2010

slurple

noun: an imaginary creature that injects poisonous venom into its victims and yet is being researched as a cure for Alzheimer's Disease. All in all, a miraculous specimen.

*the only word in the English language that rhymes with purple.

The slurple has been known to kill large animals in under 15 seconds and humans in under 3 minutes.

by Holy Heartfailure August 25, 2007