Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a lowrider slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A lowrider slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a lowrider slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A lowrider slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill lowrider slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
12inches: “It’s good to be a lowrider slug, messy life, we’ll stay in touch.”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
2inches:“Dude what?”
12inches:“You must’ve not heard of The garden, fucking loser.”
2inches:“I like yeat”
by BIGFATBEWBS January 9, 2024

Cumropes that are blasted in public places including (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Libraries, ZoomTan, etc. that are then advertised online while tagging the scene of the slug, thus leading to an automatic 86.
“We out here baby workin! Planet Fitness 86’d me for no reason. Busting worker slugs. Innocent worker slugs. Craziness! 100%”
by Worker86 March 30, 2025

A person who tends to stay awake in the night working on something rather than sleeping, hoping for a patient but steady success.
Speaker 1: Dude, have you heard about how late Josh has been working till lately?
Speaker 2: Yeah man he’s a real Night Slug
Speaker 2: Yeah man he’s a real Night Slug
by Baehelpex June 11, 2025

When you think about it, Big Slug is kinda like Big slug
"Happy Birthday #DwayneJohnson I hope you find big slug"
"Happy Birthday #DwayneJohnson I hope you find big slug"
by BigSlugg June 25, 2022

by LaulPagan September 11, 2024

by faecalfoodeater September 18, 2016

SLUG IS AN UGLY SLIMY DISGUSTING FAT BAD USELESS CRUEL ABNORMAL NASTY SELF-CENTERED ANOYINNG BAD BAWLING DANGEROUS IRRATIONAL STUPID KIND OF CREATURE THAT JUST CAN GO AND DIE
*slug existing*
every fucking creature on earth: *aggressively salts them like they were the fucking aliens from Dan O' Bannon's movie "Alien" *
every fucking creature on earth: *aggressively salts them like they were the fucking aliens from Dan O' Bannon's movie "Alien" *
by Lotku March 22, 2022
