Hey, did you know that it’s good to be a Lowrider Slug? They are someone that you can really trust, they are someone that you could really run with, are someone you can hardly fuck with.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
A Lowrider Slug is born with its face. It’s so perfect and full of grace, buried under crusty leaves, it’s the nicest fucking Slug you’ll ever meet.
People sometimes feel like they are going insane next to a Lowrider Slug, they need to slap themselves in the face because it puts them back in their place.
A Lowrider Slug has a messy life, but you’ll stay in touch. It’s a hard worker without a crutch, be like the chill Lowrider Slug that Fletcher and Wyatt made a whole song about.
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When a lady gets aroused and leaves slimy trails in her undergarments almost as if she has hidden slugs in them to prevent detection from customs.
“Oh Charles, the sight of you in your fancy king hat had me dripping like a broken refrigerator. I must away and change my Knick-knacks, as they are as if I have been slug smuggling.”
(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
(Queen Camilla after the Coronation of King Charles III.)
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Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.
Even if the Lowrider Slug makes you do stupid shit like slap yourself in the face to put yourself back in place, It’s still so perfect and full of grace.
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