hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self

"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."

by gingervitus May 7, 2008

beat it up and skeet it up

the act of hooking up with a chick to beat it up which then leads to the inevitable act of you busting a nut(skeet)

"Yo, did you hook up with _____ last night?"

"Man, you know how I do. I fucking beat it up and straight skeet it up!"

by David M. November 27, 2004

skeet sprinkler

The act of skeeting or ejaculating on one or many women (or mens if you are into that) faces and/or other body parts. Involving a sprinkler type action and back and forth motion with wide dispersion.

I gave that chick a skeet sprinkler.
Dry "lawns" require and occasional skeet sprinkling.

by spilky June 4, 2009

aw skeet skeet motha fucka

1.what lil' jon says to his homies when rapping the song "get low".

2.when a guy wants to get in his womans pants, he yells out loud "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".

3. to the windows, to the walls... you know "get low"..

wife gets home from work and her husband yells hey bitch make me a sandwhich. and she goes no make your own. and then he yells "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".

by melissa & elizabeth August 21, 2006

Skeet

The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.

Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.

by melissohot September 11, 2009

skeet

to release sperm all over some bitches face

"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"

by caitlin June 26, 2004

skeet

A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.

I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.

by FSU-AH April 17, 2006