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skeet sprinkler

The act of skeeting or ejaculating on one or many women (or mens if you are into that) faces and/or other body parts. Involving a sprinkler type action and back and forth motion with wide dispersion.
I gave that chick a skeet sprinkler.
Dry "lawns" require and occasional skeet sprinkling.
skeet sprinkler by spilky June 4, 2009

aw skeet skeet motha fucka 

1.what lil' jon says to his homies when rapping the song "get low".

2.when a guy wants to get in his womans pants, he yells out loud "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".

3. to the windows, to the walls... you know "get low"..
wife gets home from work and her husband yells hey bitch make me a sandwhich. and she goes no make your own. and then he yells "aw skeet skeet motha fucka".
The funky white creamy substance that shoots all over Melissa after she goes down or rides me.
Melissa loves Skeet all over her face. She is so beautiful and I just can't get enough of her. She is the best thing in my life right now.
Skeet by melissohot September 11, 2009
to release sperm all over some bitches face
"bitch I'm gonna skeet on you"
skeet by caitlin June 26, 2004
A word meaning cum that somehow white people don't understand yet.
I was railing the shit out of this bitch, and then I pulled out and skeeted all over her face.
skeet by FSU-AH April 17, 2006

skeeter valentine 

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter
she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.