shirted

to fart only to find some goo came out also.

dude, gotta go home to clean up, I just shirted!

by The Goose February 7, 2005

stain on my shirt

see double-barrel buck shot
-Another thing to complain about

"Soy un Perdedor, I'm a loser baby, so why doncha kill me?"

by Rane July 16, 2004

Shikity Shlackity

The sounds your balls make hitting your upper thigh region while jerking off/having sex in the shower.

Woman: OHHH AHH OHH OHHH OHH OHHHHH
Man: Umph yea! *Shlikity Shlackity* OH MAN I CUMMED!

by Deltron February 12, 2004

blue shirt guy

-a jerkface who gets waaaay too into an intramural, division A, co-ed soccer game. Also thinks he's pretty much the shit.
-makes fun of professional athletes
-thinks he's better than Ronaldo at soccer
-yells at girls when they get out in dodge ball

He's such a blue shirt guy, he got really fucking pissed when he tripped Saad and got called for it.

by Walter Owl February 6, 2009

cut-off shirt

A regular shirt that has had both the sides cut off using scissors. Looks like a poor quality muscle-T.

Originated in Sonoma County, CA and has spread throughout the county high schools. Mainly wore by the jocks; football & basketball players.

Joe: I feel like making a new cut-off shirt today.

Devon: Another? Didn't you make like 2 last night?

Joe: Yeah, but I could use some new ones.

by Iwear Cut-offs July 20, 2012

T-Shirt Time

Screaming "T-Shirt Time!!!!" implements the start of getting ready to party.

Dude1: What Time is it?
Dude2: T-SHIIIIIIIIRT TIME ! Let's get ready to party!
Dude1: Alright it's T-Shirt Time!!!!

by SchwanzusLongus August 25, 2011

A-Shirt

Often mistaken for an undershirt, the A-Shirt is actually a quality piece of pimping attire. Usually worn underneath a mostly unbuttoned shirt, or by itself to helplessly seduce the ladies. Quality.

That pimp in that pink Cadillac is sportin' and A-Shirt!

by Cute Mark March 24, 2003