masturbating on the shitter

Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.

"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks

by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008

scatterfuck

1. noun - a large group of stupid people or things.

2. noun - the equation of a person to a large group of stupid people or things.

1. "look at all the fucking scatterfuck in here!"

2. "shes just a fucking scatterfuck"

by Lu and Lana June 1, 2003

shitter

noun - a nasty, painful, and often hilarius fall.

Also a single vehicle accident such as hitting a guardrail in a car, flipping a motorcycle, or launching yourself over the handlebars of your pedalbike.

Yeah, my wrist is still fucked up from taking a shitter on that wet grass, but damn was it funny.

You know that first scene in Deuce Bigalow where the old lady has a shitter on the bus stairs? - Pure comic genius!

My ass is covered in road rash from pulling that shitter on my ten speed.

by bluegrrl July 12, 2007

Shafter High School

Located in Shafter, California. Area code 93263. Known for beating Wasco in lots of things. One of the gayest schools ever. The teachers there suck because of all the homework they give. Most of the guys are hot! And they all have bitchy, slutty girlfriends because that's how ALL the girls in Shafter High are. Frontier High School is the best school near Shafter. Alot of girls get used and pregnant here so they drop out. Its a great school if you wanna drop out(; the guys all act cholos and the girls act all popular. Shafter high school sucks!!

Shafter High School Dropout High School

by FrontierHighSchool'06 January 17, 2011

shatner

verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).

"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".

by Galidia March 13, 2011

Shattered

Shattered - The after effects of defecating on fabric either purposefully or by accident. Rendering them useless.

"I pulled out too fast last night, I completely shattered my grandmother's throw pillow."

by Esteban Florentes October 1, 2009

William Shatner

A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.

Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.

by not william shatner June 26, 2009