Definitions by WoodstockCobalt
masturbating on the shitter
Utter discontent because all you can smell is stale pee and ass smell. It really sucks in public rest rooms.
"Man, after taking a vicious dump, I decided not to masturbate because all I could smell was ass. masturbating on the shitter sucks
masturbating on the shitter by WoodstockCobalt December 9, 2008