Scamdemic

The fear of a virus with a hi rate of survival.

The carina scamdemic.

by Sarge whitey November 25, 2021

Scam

To make out with, or have sexual relations with someone you are not in a relationship with

Me and that really hot chick from the bar scammed last night..it was pretty great

by chuck February 23, 2003

scrambler jambler

A retarded name for a device used in Halo 3 used to jam up ones radar.

xkronik iz sikx: Woah! i just picked up the scrambler!
xixkronikxix: really! lets scrambler jambler ourselves!
xkronik iz sikx: Good Idea!
xixkronikxix: woah! wered everyone go?

by Billy Turnstone December 3, 2007

Scramcakes

Pancakes or any disc-shaped piece of food that compels people to flee or scram.

Grandma Klump is an awful cook. No one has survived her scramcakes.

by Nerfect April 13, 2010

The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.

“Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”

by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

2 Second Scramble

When you are jerkin' it to porn or just in bed with some clean up items around you and you hear someone coming so you have only seconds to cover yourself up and hide any incriminating evidence.

Dude last night I was in bed whackin' off to the thought of Ben's mom when I heard my dad knock on the door and had to pull of a daring 2 second scramble.

Oh man, I was watching some sweet porn on the computer last night when I didn't hear my mom come into the room, she came around the corner and I had to 2 second scramble to cover up and stomp the power strip button to 'off' just in time. "What mom, Idk what happened, the computer just shut off. Weird"

by GDrizzle June 4, 2011

scambone

to hook up with someone. scandalous boning. scamming that leads to boning. new mexican in origin.

what happened with you and tony? eeeeee you guys scambone last night or what?

by serenabobina April 1, 2007