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Stranger

aka "The Stranger"
The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then rubbing one out so it feels like someone else is doing the deed.
Sorry, I can't get up right now I'm making a 'stranger'.
by J. Edwards July 3, 2003
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008
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The Strangler

The act of a female grabbing a male's scrotum tightly with all fingers except the middle, which is inserted into the rectum. It is closely related to the shocker.
Man I thought I was going to get a blowjob last night, but she gave me the strangler instead; My balls turned blue.
by BoxfanWV January 20, 2007
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The strangers

To lay on one's arms so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limbs, followed by the act of mastrubation with one said limb and the act of anal insertion of the other.
I gave myself the strangers last night.

Last night, two strangers visited me and today I'm up in arms over the ass hurting I've got.. but also pretty pleased.
by Slimsoj November 18, 2011
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strangulate

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.
1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.
by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003
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Strangling the Anointed One

Euphemism for masturbation.

Inspired by news story titled: "'Don’t strangle the anointed one,' wife pleaded in row over Mel Gibson film".

The article describes a theological argument that broke out between a religious couple over the movie "Passion of the Christ" which resulted in the husband attempting to strangle his wife.
"...He was late to the party because he was busy 'strangling the anointed one'."

"...It's been said that 'strangling the anointed one' can make you go blind."
by pr0n-b0t September 18, 2008
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