Soggy Jaspers

When are group of young men get a cat, preferably named Jaspers,and chase him around the house trying to bust a nut on it. This game may take up to a week to be completed but the winner receives a well deserved soggy Miyagi.

me steve and karl played a 48 hour game of soggy jaspers last week.

by Soggy Jaspers December 25, 2008

soggy log

when you wake up and youve splurted cum all over your underwear and bedding

dude i woke up with a 'soggy log' , my mom was also laying next to me???

by yassinbigfellow88 December 27, 2015

soggy

Unfortunate or nogful. Also squishy or squelchy.

My low test score was extremeley soggy.

by Cornelius January 22, 2005

soggy anus

The state of the anus after it has been jizzed on.

"cor blimey he must of had a case of the blue balls cause he barely hitch hiked the hershey highway when he unleashed a soggy anus!"

by slutboy April 16, 2006

Soggy potato

When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.

Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."

by fishticks August 8, 2017

Soggy Sayo

Dodgy... That gross feeling when u bite into the last tomato Sayo n all the juices have made it soggy. Sogginess sends chills up your spine, that tingle of puke runs straight up your throat.

Don't be such a soggy Sayo

by ArchieMoses87 November 22, 2015

Soggy Underwear

When you take a bath with your cousins, and your mother makes you keep your underwear on, so she doesn't have to explain why you have different parts, and so you make a fun game out of it.

hey do you guys wanna play soggy underwear

Yayyyy!

by Ldog103 October 13, 2011