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bath soaps

The gift you give when you don't know what to get someone. Similar to gifting gift cards.
I don't know what the fuck to get Kalyani! Maybe I'll get her a set of Pumpkin Tea bath soaps.
by Audger Podger December 27, 2008
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soapy

on urban dictionary.com does everything slang word have too be funny or what?" "no it just has to be soapy.
by docaonereosk October 24, 2010
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soapbox

(n.) a downhill race for american children, where they design go-carts that have no steering, to get them used to the fact that american roads have no corners, and american cars cannot turn worth shit.
The soapbox derby is lame.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008
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soapie opie

To lather up with soap in the shower, only to turn off the water, exiting the tub covered in soap, then running out into the house and giving the nearest person a hug. Only then to put lathered soap on them, giving them a "Soapie Opie."
Man, I can't believe it. I was over at Frank's house and he came running out of the shower all naked and lathered up, then he gave me a Soapie Opie.
by markmanvan November 26, 2007
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soapboxing

"Hey why dont we shower togehter and save water? "
"Yeah great idea, you can soapbox me."
"mmmm soapboxing is one sure way to get clean as a whistle"
by Campbell on the loose January 2, 2008
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Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.
Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
by blackholepcs July 11, 2009
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