Sloppy Austin

When you’re giving a blowjob, and you start scatting with the dick in your mouth

Person A- things were really heating up with John last night, so I pulled out the Sloppy Austin
Person B- Damn! He must’ve came buckets!

by 1Tubesoc1 November 12, 2020

sloppy stiggy

A Sloppy Stiggy is a blowjob post anal with amounts of spit that nearly clean the penis of poop residue

Dude I brought that chick home and she gave me a sloppy stiggy

by Magoo1235!* February 16, 2020

Sloppy Sandal

When a man inserts his foot in a woman's vagina for sexual purposes.

After I gave that chick the sloppy sandal I slipped on the floor and hurt myself.

by Ihatemakingnewnames March 7, 2020

sloppy joed

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

Sloppy Thursday

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring

"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "

by GlitchClown November 5, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip

Hey “The Dooo”, give me a Sloppy Dallas

by Harryl October 15, 2020