A lady falls asleep/passes out in a man's general vicinity. He proceeds to manipulate and use her hand to manually stimulate and bring himself to fruition with her hand.
A female passenger passed out in the back seat of a cab the other night, right before she Sleepy Susaned me. She awoke, none the wiser, with sticky fingers.
by Lazy Larry. August 8, 2010
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Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
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Joe Biden is the-COUGHCOUGH-46th President of the United States of America. He has done many, many things in his term, and some examples include:
-Oldest United States President
-Special Magic Trick, can fall UP the stairs
-Any many, many other things, surely...
Yes, totally not a guy who has destroyed our economy, opened the southern border to illegal and dangerous drug cartels, is letting crime surge in blue cities and California, and absolutely did NOT steal the 2020 election, totally not... that last-minute win was totally legit and was fair and square... now quit asking questions you racist, sexist, transphobic southern old white men!!!
The nickname, "Sleepy Joe" is just an A G I S T insult against our President coming from far-righters, and doesn't mean anything important or factual. Trust the Liberals, they'd NEVER lie to us, oh no, definitely not...
FAMOUS QUOTES FROM AND ABOUT JOE BIDEN:
"We choose TRUTH over FACTS!" -Joe Biden
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
"If you can't decide if you're for me or Trump, then you ain't Black!" -Joe Biden
"Cornpop!" -Joe Biden
"Never underestimate Joe's ability to screw things up" -Barack Obama
"Sleepy Joe is destroying our country!" -Some racist old white man
by The Winchester. December 11, 2022
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by Charlie T. May 18, 2010
Get the Schlong-Sleeve mug.The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.
-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb
-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately
-......wtf
-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately
-......wtf
by gwainhead October 2, 2009
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The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
The expression - used sarcastically to answer a rhetorical question - refers to the lovely American singer and actress, whose huge breasts probably lead her to lie down on her back to sleep.
I found my lucky pair of shoes when I was offered a job to do a TV report on shoe fashions. I was a television correspondent and was asked to review the new shoe styles at all the sleek and swanky boutiques around Manhattan. Would I be interested? Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?
by Colourful English May 2, 2006
Get the does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? mug.When someone has been having sex with several different people.
Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.
Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.
Betty: I heard you want to break up with Jim.
Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around.
Carl: Kimberly is such a whore.
Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.
Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around.
Carl: Kimberly is such a whore.
Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.
by ShAdOwZ February 28, 2009
Get the Sleeping around mug.The point in time when you'd usually be sleeping, but the computer moniter is keeping you awake. Usually you are really tired, but you are too lazy to turn off the computer; maybe you're myspacing, maybe you're gaming, or maybe you're just chatting. The boredom is so great, that you think the prospect of sleeping is too boring to try. You'd rather keep listening to music on iTunes late into the morning.
Guy A "Oh dude, i got like no sleep last night."
D-Bag Friend "Why dude, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you on crack or something?"
Guy A "No you sack of shit, I had intense sleep flux"
D-Bag Friend "Why dude, what the fuck is wrong with you, are you on crack or something?"
Guy A "No you sack of shit, I had intense sleep flux"
by 1337Wizard February 12, 2006
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