scarenema

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

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scaresterbate

To self-amuse by self-scaring. To intentionally look for scary events and possibilities in order to stimulate oneself with fearful sensations.

The entire world economy isn't going to completely collapse. Find something else to scaresterbate over.

by Enola Gray August 19, 2009

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Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

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Scaretistic

Statistics usually made up to scare people to one side of an argument or to a different belief or value.

Scaretistic: Birth control fails 243% of the time!

by tbclycan November 14, 2011

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When you use a pen, pencil, marker, or crayon to add a face to your ball sac. Your pubic hair acts as straw and your penis acts as the hat. Once the ScareScrot is complete, all public lice and crabs will flee the area in fear.

Dude, my balls have been itching like crazy, I think I need to make a ScareScrot and keep all these crabs away.

by Samsonite,Iwaswayoff November 20, 2013

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