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retard wrangler

n; to wrangle the people who become semi "retard" when under the influence of alcohol

n; to steal away phones from the retards so as to not allow any drunk, retard-influenced texts

verb usage; to gather up the "retarded" ones, much like a herd of cows or horses, and get them into the back of a car, into a house, out of a party, etc....
naoj, ryn, gnole and tits mcgee were talking bout how hard they're gunna party this weekend...looks like our weekend consists of us being retard wrangler s
by N_F_C January 25, 2011
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Retard

1) Someone who lacks any shred of common sense.

2) Someone who has no verifiable medical reason for acting in an idiotic manner.

3) Someone of normal IQ who just can’t seem to grasp the blatantly obvious.

4) Someone who ignores all scientific data in favor of their own idiotic ideology.

5) Someone who makes the EXACT SAME MISTAKE repeatedly, but just can’t figure out why they keep getting the same results
Sarah Palin is a retard, who’s youngest child is developmentally disabled, because he has Downs Syndrome.
by Highland Piper February 25, 2010
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alcoholic retard

people who only become retarded when they're drunk
Nora: Lindsey's smart when she's sober
Maura: yeah but when she's drunk she's an alcoholic retard
by YAY12345 October 19, 2010
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Retard Rap

That wasn't tight nigga that was a stright up retard rap son
by Radio December 12, 2003
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Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.
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Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard
by at_man March 24, 2009
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Retagious

When someone is sleep deprived they leak their retardedness, thus being retardedly contagious or retagious.
by kari89 March 2, 2010
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Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.
Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."
by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013
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