f'realio

A more emphasised version of 'f'real,' compressing the words 'for' and 'real'

Person 1: You've got a donkey schlong
Person 2: F'realio

by Will Ball June 24, 2006

Realist

Someone who does not believe in any religion. See also: athiest.

by Anonymous July 5, 2003

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Imaginary Realism

The feeling of falling down Lewis Carroll’s “rabbit hole” while digesting both melatonin and a triple espresso and listening to Smashing Pumpkins’ Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness album.

Whilst driving to Grand Central Art Center, a wave of imaginary realism came over me just before running the stoplight.

by Charles Matthews May 25, 2012

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004

The reality

The sadness reality is growing up and realizing that you can't have that happy ending in life you wished as little, end dying happily! You might ask then why did God maked a world that bad? No don't blame God, in Ecalesiatés 7:29 "God maked perfect the men but they made it complicated"
Hope now you know how to value people for how they are and to value how life is ❤️

There is no use for it but the definition has happened a lot in this world but yeah... The reality :)

by TheIdiotwashere December 13, 2020

realism

pessimism

Someone: The future will be great.
Me: I believe in realism. What I don't believe is what you just said.

by some hackerman July 30, 2018