When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...
only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010
Get the Router Rape mug.Girlfriend: I've never raped anyone!
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
Boyfriend: You raped me last week
Girlfriend: What?!?
Boyfriend: You Swedish raped me last Saturday
Girlfriend: What the hell are you talking about?
Boyfriend: You woke me up with a blow job
Girlfriend: Oh for fucks sake. Well I won't do it again, okay?
Boyfriend: What? No, it was lovely dear, it's just an expression, it's considered rape in Sweden...
Girlfriend: You're such a dickhead
by magic teacup January 12, 2011
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A girl who is by traditional standards not pretty, but is nonetheless a potential rape victim due to the lower standards of rapists.
John: Hey Mike, what do you think of Janet?
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
Mike: Well, she's not my type but she's definetely rape-pretty.
by DonkeyPunchNow July 19, 2010
Get the Rape-pretty mug.A day encouraging rape VICTIMS to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. It is not nor has it ever been nor will it ever be a day encouraging rape. And no one is trying to make it a day encouraging rape.
Person one: have you heard of national rape day?
Person two: yes and that's disgusting that people are trying to make a day encouraging rape.
Person one: no that's not what it is, idiot. If that were going on that would absolutely be disgusting. However, it is not a day celebrating rape, it is a day raising awareness of it and giving victims of it an opportunity to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. And nobody is trying to make it a day celebrating rape.
Person two: oh.... My bad.
Person two: yes and that's disgusting that people are trying to make a day encouraging rape.
Person one: no that's not what it is, idiot. If that were going on that would absolutely be disgusting. However, it is not a day celebrating rape, it is a day raising awareness of it and giving victims of it an opportunity to come together and discuss their trauma and ways to overcome it. And nobody is trying to make it a day celebrating rape.
Person two: oh.... My bad.
by 2kTriggerz April 15, 2021
Get the National Rape Day mug.When your significant other doesn't like to cuddle so you wait till they fall asleep and then you spoon with them.
My wife was bitching about me touching her because she was hot so after she fell asleep I cuddle raped her ass.
by xBobLoblawx November 1, 2012
Get the Cuddle Rape mug.To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.
by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007
Get the squid rape mug.When somebodyy looks at your screen while playing a multiplayer videogame on the same TV. It is used mostly when you see that somebody is in your general area with your peripheral vision and you decide to go kill them by looking at their screen to see where they are. Looking at their controler also gives you the advantage of when they are going to attack. Screen rapers are often caught when your running up behiend someone and they turn around for no reason and kill you unexpectedly and use they crappy excuse that they saw you on radar.
Screen rape!! Screen raper!! You just turned around for no reason right as I went to punch you in the back.
by JT12345 July 5, 2008
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