premature ejacufetti

When the overanxious 76ers drop the confetti before they have actually won their first game of the second round of the playoffs.

Did you see when the premature ejacufetti job the 76ers did when they didn't even win the game?

by Jimmy from the Ville June 2, 2018

Premature Termination

A most unfortunate phenomenon among public transport systems in congested cities all over the world in which a bus journey, for example, spontaneously ends before its scheduled termination point, forcing the passengers to find an alternative route to their destination. This causes frustration among the passengers which may result in verbal complaints directed at no one in particular, physical altercations with the transport operator who had no say in the matter to begin with, or, in the UK's case, no verbal or physical reactions at all, but rather a subtle, passive-aggressive tension, created and felt by each individual who reluctantly steps off of the vehicle, which is held in for the remainder of the workday, thereby making it worse than it would have been already, spiralling the already bleak Brit further into the abyss of their own depressive essence.

Transport announcement of the premature termination: "Bus 220 to Wandsworth... the destination of this bus has changed... Putney Bridge Station - this bus terminates here."
Literally every passenger on the bus who is now late for work: "**silently, frustratingly contemplates suicide**"

by formula1reviews March 26, 2018

Premature textulation

When you accidentally hit the send button before you have had a chance to finish the message or read the autocorrect

What the duck...

This is premature textulation

by Oldinc June 10, 2018

Permaclap

1: (noun) A condition in which an individual is permanently effected by the psychoactive compound found in cannabis; THC Tetrahydrocannabinol.

"Bro we smoked so much fucking weed last night."

"Yeah man, I think I got permaclap."

by Elcarima August 4, 2018

prematurely skydivulated

Prematurely skydivulate - ing is when you bust a fortnut while receiving the spaghetti succ while waiting to jump from the battle buss, then you jump early and all your cum hits the other players and they crash and die causing u to win the game.

" oi i got my first win the other day, i prematurely skydivulated "

by jackson cockload August 22, 2018

premanvith

A cool guy,who has the strenght to do anything he likes ,make friends like a they are nothing and can get girls anytime.

Guy:Hey who is that guy
Girl1:Thats my boyfriend premanvith

Girl2:No thats my boyfriend

Girl1:
What?

by Premanvith September 29, 2018

Premature salutation

The situation in which you say goodbye to someone, believing that you are about to part ways, only to discover that the person is actually going in the exact same direction as you. This results in a lingering sense of awkwardness as you decide whether or not to restart the conversation.

After wishing each other well and promising to reconnect soon, Nick and Varun started walking the same way. There was an uncomfortable silence for around 30 seconds. "Wow, I sure hate premature salutations!" exclaimed Varun. "Yeah..." chuckled Nick nervously.

by VNFP October 10, 2018