when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.
me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012
post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
msg sent 02/09/2012
post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014
by kyle pro February 06, 2012
by zobier January 14, 2013
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale March 28, 2018
When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018
The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017
A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 26, 2023