The Garret position

The Garret position is when a guy bangs a black lab and then Puts his Willy in a girl or guy.

I did The Garret position last night while playing video games and it was the best thing ever.

by JT rodilo December 18, 2017

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Positive Misgendering

positive misgendering.

using the wrong term, maam even if its a he/him or anything similar, or sir even if its a she/her or anything similar. this only applies if its in a joke and used purely for comedy, both sides must be comfortable and fine with this or else it's negative.

(male) person 1: show an example of positive misgendering.
person 2: maam, this is a Wendy's

by rgtthrdsewfrgb December 16, 2021

Addition Position

A 5-some position

A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.

The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)

The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)

Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer

Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever

by Skucnal April 23, 2018

freefaller position

the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.

"the freefaller position is good for back pain."

by fellownapper April 9, 2021

Positive vision of the future

Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.

Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.

"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008