pokemon

Probably the gayest thing to happen to video games

Dood Pokemon sucks ass!

by Faerun23 November 3, 2007

Pokemon

Hate it. everyone should. Same for Star Wars.

No example, let's make the definition of pokemon fast and gripping.

by Let'sKeepPokemonOutOfThis November 7, 2011

pokemon

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Usually a shaven one, as it's seemingly more child-like when shaven, as such. Usually a term used between men who are discussing 'capturing a pokemon', by taking a photograph, to show the friend later, although can be used between a hetersexual couple when a man is asking the woman when he will be able to 'catch her pokemon' again.

Buddy #1: 'Heard you tagged that blond-ho that was sittin' at the end of the bar last night, dude'
Buddy #2: 'Yap, tasty pie on that one, a hairless-hole.'
Buddy #1: 'You capture that pokemon for me, bro?'
Buddy #2: 'Sure did, total dolphin-blonde, my brother, wanna' gander?'
Buddy #1: 'Does shit come out brown? Hells yeah!'

by coozehound72 August 18, 2010

Pokemon

Originally a Japanese TV show, Pokemon was quickly made into a game for Gameboy. It then spread to the US, of course cutting out the violence and mature themes, and was swallowed goddamn it screw this

god...DAMMIT!!!!!! "there's someone in my head but it's not me"

by screw you, your, mom, and above anyone else to screw, screw YOU! July 24, 2008

Pokemon'd

To be run into, run over, etc without warning by someone so enthralled by Pokémon Go that they are not paying attention to their surroundings

I was almost Pokemon'd by three different people on my lunch break today.

by Nikerange54 July 13, 2016

pokemon go

pokemon go is a dngerous game from the origin of pokemon to mortal disasters

pokemon go player: *walking on the street finding for pokemon, walking slowly*
person: OMG LOOK OUT!
pokemon go player: *is ok*
cars: *crashing to theirselves making a disaster*

by luprusz November 11, 2016

pokemon go

the mobile game were people have been murdered by trains, shot and just go crazy for those pokemon

jimbob: hey lets play pokemon go
bobjim: ok lets go!
(2 hours later...)
vicar guy: we are here to remember bobjim, who died cos some asshole killed him during a catch of a ditto, rest in peace, bobjim, rest in peace...

by thisisaguywhoisdeadinside December 5, 2016